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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by User1601 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:01 am

Admiral Breetai wrote:I'll just toss this out here..tech aint holding back the force in it's current levels in st

but the idea that Luke can just use the force to stop himself from being beamed into space is kinda silly
Didn't you see? He rooted himself in the Force to defend against an attack so deeply that not even the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy could move him!

ROTFLMAO

In the film-verse, however, the most power we've seen from the Force is lifting an X-wing about 2 meters-- i.e. at most 40,000kj-- about the energy in 1 ml of gasoline; so ST tech can easily stop that.

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by Admiral Breetai » Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:00 am

SpaceWizard wrote:[

Didn't you see? He rooted himself in the Force to defend against an attack so deeply that not even the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy could move him!
to be fair only the most demented EUtard would actually claim that was anything other than hyperbole and massively inconsistent with his over all consistent high end showings and thus invalid as evidence honestly I have no idea why SWSt would make use of that piece of wank fic
SpaceWizard wrote:ROTFLMAO
oh you think this is stupid? as of a recent comic Luke Skywalker officially invaded the dark side itself as an abstract dimension and killed the Cthulu thats right Lukes a god killer a freaken elder god killing dimension hopping force savant

and the force apparently has a satanic tentacle monster figure..in its mythology now- why people insist the EU is canon after seeing something that retarded is beyond me

SpaceWizard wrote: In the film-verse, however, the most power we've seen from the Force is lifting an X-wing about 2 meters-- i.e. at most 40,000kj-- about the energy in 1 ml of gasoline; so ST tech can easily stop that.
of course i meant actively stripping their ability to connect with the force with out inventing some kind of bio weapon to kill midichlorians is all although that is possible within St science if they can infect sentient breast implant fluid with diseases

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by User1601 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:23 am

Admiral Breetai wrote:
SpaceWizard wrote:[

Didn't you see? He rooted himself in the Force to defend against an attack so deeply that not even the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy could move him!
to be fair only the most demented EUtard would actually claim that was anything other than hyperbole and massively inconsistent with his over all consistent high end showings and thus invalid as evidence honestly I have no idea why SWSt would make use of that piece of wank fic
Because the prhase "the most demented EUtard" fits StarWarsStarTrek to a T?
SpaceWizard wrote:ROTFLMAO
oh you think this is stupid? as of a recent comic Luke Skywalker officially invaded the dark side itself as an abstract dimension and killed the Cthulu thats right Lukes a god killer a freaken elder god killing dimension hopping force savant
Wow... I said "bring your hip-waders," but it seems a deep-diving suit would be a mandatory requirement.
and the force apparently has a satanic tentacle monster figure..in its mythology now- why people insist the EU is canon after seeing something that retarded is beyond me
Simple: it says they'll believe anything.
SpaceWizard wrote: In the film-verse, however, the most power we've seen from the Force is lifting an X-wing about 2 meters-- i.e. at most 40,000kj-- about the energy in 1 ml of gasoline; so ST tech can easily stop that.
of course i meant actively stripping their ability to connect with the force with out inventing some kind of bio weapon to kill midichlorians is all although that is possible within St science if they can infect sentient breast implant fluid with diseases
Then T'Pel and 7 of 9 would were carriers? :D

Well the Force is an energy-field in the SW galaxy; and so there's no evidence of The Force in our galaxy, while likewise the shields can stop any kind of energy if they know about it. So once they learned about the Force, they'd be able to detect and stop it; like I said in the little fanfic, if they saw him walking around the ship then they'd run a scan on him and detect if he was using any kind of energy-- and block it, just like when they captured Hugh in "I, Borg," to stop him from contacting the Borg collective.
Or they could just beam Luke into stasis, then revive him in a maximum-security prison facility; but there would be no rush, they'd want to find out what he was up to and how he did it.

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by Admiral Breetai » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:03 am

SpaceWizard wrote:
Because the prhase "the most demented EUtard" fits StarWarsStarTrek to a T?\
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I will neither confirm nor deny this

SpaceWizard wrote: Wow... I said "bring your hip-waders," but it seems a deep-diving suit would be a mandatory requirement.
it was really retarded and if memory serves got declared a what if or something once they stopped smoking and realized what they published..not that it hasn't stopped EU fans from making use of this
SpaceWizard wrote:
Simple: it says they'll believe anything.
only don't you dare claim ancient jedi or Sith from the EU over power pt/ot force users...they'll have an epileptic fit
SpaceWizard wrote:
Then T'Pel and 7 of 9 would were carriers? :D]
hah!!
SpaceWizard wrote:Well the Force is an energy-field in the SW galaxy; and so there's no evidence of The Force in our galaxy, while likewise the shields can stop any kind of energy if they know about it. So once they learned about the Force, they'd be able to detect and stop it; like I said in the little fanfic, if they saw him walking around the ship then they'd run a scan on him and detect if he was using any kind of energy-- and block it, just like when they captured Hugh in "I, Borg," to stop him from contacting the Borg collective.
Or they could just beam Luke into stasis, then revive him in a maximum-security prison facility; but there would be no rush, they'd want to find out what he was up to and how he did it.
would they even know what to look for?

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by User1555 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:16 am

Admiral Breetai wrote:oh you think this is stupid? as of a recent comic Luke Skywalker officially invaded the dark side itself as an abstract dimension and killed the Cthulu thats right Lukes a god killer a freaken elder god killing dimension hopping force savant

and the force apparently has a satanic tentacle monster figure..in its mythology now- why people insist the EU is canon after seeing something that retarded is beyond me
Seriously? .....That is so stupid it makes my brain hurt. I think I just lost a couple of IQ points reading that.

Personally, I think they should just let each EU story arc exist in its own continuity, so we don't have to worry about garbage like this polluting it (a little late for that!). That way readers wouldn't have to deal with BS like Luke having a new girlfriend every other book. Ugh.

At any rate, I don't see how a violent confrontation like StarWarsStarTrek proposed could possibly come about. Both Picard and Luke are good people at heart and a diplomatic solution would be the most probable outcome by far. If it was a violent situation (say, mirror-universe picard or something similar), Luke would likely have to use copious amounts of mind tricks and telekenesis to get the data. I could see him stowing away on board a shuttle ala obiwan in ep III to get to the enterprise and mindtricking some poor sap in the docking bay (or the shuttle pilot himself) into walking onto the bridge and grabbing the data for him and returning it to luke in the shuttle bay. If luke goes in swinging though, he is likely going to get trapped in a forcefield or shot with a wide-dispersal phaser shot, and of course, even the success of the stealthy approach hinges on the enterprise not noticing that the shuttle is bringing an extra human back with it or its sensors not picking up the force that surrounds luke.

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by User1601 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:24 am

Well, you said:
Admiral Breetai wrote:
SpaceWizard wrote:
Because the prhase "the most demented EUtard" fits StarWarsStarTrek to a T?\
I will neither confirm nor deny this
You already confirmed it:
Admiral Breetai wrote:
SpaceWizard wrote:[

Didn't you see? He rooted himself in the Force to defend against an attack so deeply that not even the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy could move him!
to be fair only the most demented EUtard would actually claim that was anything other than hyperbole and massively inconsistent with his over all consistent high end showings and thus invalid as evidence honestly I have no idea why SWSt would make use of that piece of wank fic
To answer your question, he used it LITERALLY.

SpaceWizard wrote: Wow... I said "bring your hip-waders," but it seems a deep-diving suit would be a mandatory requirement.
it was really retarded and if memory serves got declared a what if or something once they stopped smoking and realized what they published..not that it hasn't stopped EU fans from making use of this
Yep, that's what he's doing.
SpaceWizard wrote:
Simple: it says they'll believe anything.
only don't you dare claim ancient jedi or Sith from the EU over power pt/ot force users...they'll have an epileptic fit
Because they believe that the PT/OT are PART of the EU.

SpaceWizard wrote:Well the Force is an energy-field in the SW galaxy; and so there's no evidence of The Force in our galaxy, while likewise the shields can stop any kind of energy if they know about it. So once they learned about the Force, they'd be able to detect and stop it; like I said in the little fanfic, if they saw him walking around the ship then they'd run a scan on him and detect if he was using any kind of energy-- and block it, just like when they captured Hugh in "I, Borg," to stop him from contacting the Borg collective.
Or they could just beam Luke into stasis, then revive him in a maximum-security prison facility; but there would be no rush, they'd want to find out what he was up to and how he did it.
would they even know what to look for?
The first thing they'd notice is the midichlorians, and how they interacted with the Force; Dr. Crusher and Data would be able to determine their nature.

Then they'd watch him to see how he got on the ship and what he was doing etc. They'd run a scan on him, while Counsellor Troi would try to sense anything he was doing mentally. So when he used his Force-powers to get past the crew etc, they'd note the changes in energy from him, and trace those frequencies etc-- and where it was coming from. Finally, Guinan would know that he was using some kind of prescience, since the El-Aureans have that ability; and so they'd test for chronotons and other temporal anomalies as well.

Then they could block those powers, and send a security-team to arrest him; and if he tried anything, they'd just block those powers as well until he was out of tricks.

Then Worf would take him to sickbay and they'd examine him even further, using Vulcan mind-probes etc. to find out everything he knew.

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by Admiral Breetai » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:36 am

Aurochs wrote:[

Seriously? .....That is so stupid it makes my brain hurt. I think I just lost a couple of IQ points reading that.
"Once you were with me, here in the Maw. Once you were all with me. Now you are apart, but one by one, you are all awakening. And once awake, you can hear my call, and come to me."
―Abeloth

gotta love it when an ancient ascended god thing that lives in a realm of the force gets its ass kicked multiple times by an old depressed Luke Skywalker on a pilgrimage around the galaxy to whoop ass

it is a story that kills IQ points and is beyond bullshit and not backed up by anything in the original source material
Aurochs wrote:[Personally, I think they should just let each EU story arc exist in its own continuity, so we don't have to worry about garbage like this polluting it (a little late for that!). That way readers wouldn't have to deal with BS like Luke having a new girlfriend every other book. Ugh.
see I actually like the comic series that detailed the ancient Sith lords and Exar kun and the Jedi i think it was very well written and the canon explanation for why they where so massively more powerful then the film sith..is very well done "the sith all destroyed themselves but for one..and the jedi gradually forgot over the long existence of the order"

but this stuff post movies? is all really bad fan wank
Aurochs wrote:[At any rate, I don't see how a violent confrontation like StarWarsStarTrek proposed could possibly come about. Both Picard and Luke are good people at heart and a diplomatic solution would be the most probable outcome by far. If it was a violent situation (say, mirror-universe picard or something similar), Luke would likely have to use copious amounts of mind tricks and telekenesis to get the data. I could see him stowing away on board a shuttle ala obiwan in ep III to get to the enterprise and mindtricking some poor sap in the docking bay (or the shuttle pilot himself) into walking onto the bridge and grabbing the data for him and returning it to luke in the shuttle bay. If luke goes in swinging though, he is likely going to get trapped in a forcefield or shot with a wide-dispersal phaser shot, and of course, even the success of the stealthy approach hinges on the enterprise not noticing that the shuttle is bringing an extra human back with it or its sensors not picking up the force that surrounds luke.
pretty much this also lightsabers aren't blocking phasers fer'shit

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by User1555 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:49 am

Abeloth eh? That sounds familiar....

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Aboleth

'Aboleths' are creatures from D&D from another dimension (the far realm, AKA the plane of madness) that are also intended to give off a lovecraftian vibe. Real original there fellas, you actually bothered to switch the e and the o! Seems kinda fishy if you ask me.

The fact that they may have based the avatar of the dark side of the force off of a D&D race makes me sad.

Hopefully I am wrong, because this would set the bar for bad SW EU even lower.

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by Admiral Breetai » Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:29 am

then that is a blatant rip off..

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Re: Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

Post by User1601 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:02 pm

Aurochs wrote:
Admiral Breetai wrote:oh you think this is stupid? as of a recent comic Luke Skywalker officially invaded the dark side itself as an abstract dimension and killed the Cthulu thats right Lukes a god killer a freaken elder god killing dimension hopping force savant

and the force apparently has a satanic tentacle monster figure..in its mythology now- why people insist the EU is canon after seeing something that retarded is beyond me
Seriously? .....That is so stupid it makes my brain hurt. I think I just lost a couple of IQ points reading that.

Personally, I think they should just let each EU story arc exist in its own continuity, so we don't have to worry about garbage like this polluting it (a little late for that!). That way readers wouldn't have to deal with BS like Luke having a new girlfriend every other book. Ugh.
I can only imagine how many Mary Sue Skywalkers there are out theres....
At any rate, I don't see how a violent confrontation like StarWarsStarTrek proposed could possibly come about. Both Picard and Luke are good people at heart and a diplomatic solution would be the most probable outcome by far.
Frodo was good at heart too. Remember that Luke is in constant conflict with the Dark Side; and he has abnormally high power, which presents an abnormal temptation to use it for evil; and eventually, sooner or later, that dark power would consume him.
If it was a violent situation (say, mirror-universe picard or something similar), Luke would likely have to use copious amounts of mind tricks and telekenesis to get the data. I could see him stowing away on board a shuttle ala obiwan in ep III to get to the enterprise and mindtricking some poor sap in the docking bay (or the shuttle pilot himself) into walking onto the bridge and grabbing the data for him and returning it to luke in the shuttle bay. If luke goes in swinging though, he is likely going to get trapped in a forcefield or shot with a wide-dispersal phaser shot, and of course, even the success of the stealthy approach hinges on the enterprise not noticing that the shuttle is bringing an extra human back with it or its sensors not picking up the force that surrounds luke.
I'd think that Enteprise security-systems would be better than that, i.e. it would detect him anywhere on the ship, and would alert security, who would alert the captain; then they'd just watch him.
But seriously, that's a pretty far stretch for the Jedi Mind-trick; if he could do that, whhy not just wait in any port-of-call, and send the newb-ensign to bring it to him?\
We've never seen the mind-tricks work outside the Jedi's immediate presence, so once he started accessing classified data then the rest of the crew would know something was up.
Also, there's a question of whether any starfleet personnel have weak minds; in "Space Seed," for example, Khan was only able to influence one person onboard, and she was already a groupie of his. as wall as a historian who lived in the past, adhering to the old ways of conformity and violence And Khan was one of the greatest leaders of all time,, so much that Kirk wouldn't even let him see anyone on the ship for fear of joining his ranks.
So it's unlikely that the Jedi could do it either, since Starfleet would presumably test their personnel rigorously against alien-influence.

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Post by Admiral Breetai » Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:01 pm

SpaceWizard wrote: I can only imagine how many Mary Sue Skywalkers there are out theres....

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an entire blood line the last of which has the power to literally resurrect the dead and took on a dark jedi/wannabe sith who almost approaches ancient sith/jedi feats and recently created an aura of hatred felt all over the galaxy, the stupidity does not stop allot of the more die hard EU fans are like crack addicts

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Post by User1601 » Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:48 pm

Admiral Breetai wrote:
SpaceWizard wrote: I can only imagine how many Mary Sue Skywalkers there are out theres....

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an entire blood line the last of which has the power to literally resurrect the dead and took on a dark jedi/wannabe sith who almost approaches ancient sith/jedi feats and recently created an aura of hatred felt all over the galaxy, the stupidity does not stop allot of the more die hard EU fans are like crack addicts
More like crack-POTS.

All the more reason to ignore the EU when discussing anything, since they'll SAY anything.

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Post by mojo » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:43 am

Admiral Breetai wrote:I'll just toss this out here..tech aint holding back the force in it's current levels in st

but the idea that Luke can just use the force to stop himself from being beamed into space is kinda silly
kinda? you're a very generous man.

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Post by mojo » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:47 am

gotta love it when an ancient ascended god thing that lives in a realm of the force gets its ass kicked multiple times by an old depressed Luke Skywalker on a pilgrimage around the galaxy to whoop ass
holy shit lol
i love you addy
*edit: not in a gay way
**well, that is some really funny shit.. maybe a little in a gay way
***nope, not in a gay way after all
****let me get back to you after i talk to my wife

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Post by Mr. Oragahn » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:14 pm

mojo wrote:
gotta love it when an ancient ascended god thing that lives in a realm of the force gets its ass kicked multiple times by an old depressed Luke Skywalker on a pilgrimage around the galaxy to whoop ass
holy shit lol
i love you addy
*edit: not in a gay way
**well, that is some really funny shit.. maybe a little in a gay way
***nope, not in a gay way after all
****let me get back to you after i talk to my wife
*****in a gay way after all >:(

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