Luke Skywalker boards the Enterprise

User1602 · Post by **User1602** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:52 am

mojo wrote:****let me get back to you after i talk to my wife

The guys in Brokeback Mountain had wives too....

Admiral Breetai · Post by **Admiral Breetai** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:17 am

mojo wrote:
gotta love it when an ancient ascended god thing that lives in a realm of the force gets its ass kicked multiple times by an old depressed Luke Skywalker on a pilgrimage around the galaxy to whoop ass
holy shit lol
i love you addy
*edit: not in a gay way
**well, that is some really funny shit.. maybe a little in a gay way
***nope, not in a gay way after all
****let me get back to you after i talk to my wife

* strokes my Roosevelt style mustache and downs a shot glass of napalm* my good sir tis mere camaraderie you feel for me rest assured

TrekPhilosopher wrote:
mojo wrote:****let me get back to you after i talk to my wife
The guys in Brokeback Mountain had wives too....

HAH!!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:37 am

TrekPhilosopher wrote:
mojo wrote:****let me get back to you after i talk to my wife
The guys in Brokeback Mountain had wives too....

i.. i know..

but this is the kind of love that can only be kindled by speaking of star wars and star trek in a cleverly absurd fashion, and it is a love which desires nothing more than ..more laughing?

wait, was that the plot of brokeback mountain?

heath ledger plays the up-til-now heterosexual manly star wars/star trek fan who has become bored of the debate, and then one day jake gyllenwhatthefuck's character shows up, full of adult swim-esque humor and also full of teh gay, which is spread by comedy?

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Admiral Breetai · Post by **Admiral Breetai** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:40 am

I'm sorry but I';m no jake whateverhisnameis I don't have a deformed baboon face and am not constantly being confused for my sister

no I'm like if that movie stared George Carlin or Andrew Dice Clay or some one marginally more awesome and less horrendous to look at

User1604 · Post by **User1604** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:23 am

With Luke's advanced Force-powers he'd crush the Enterprise and take off in a shuttle.

Khas · Post by **Khas** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:53 am

He'd crush it with him on board?

Anyway, if Galen Marek, who, according to Lucas, was the most powerful Force-sensitive in the SW universe, had trouble taking an ISD out of low sub-orbital flight, then I have some doubts about Luke being able to crush the E-D.

User1604 · Post by **User1604** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:34 am

Khas wrote:He'd crush it with him on board?

Anyway, if Galen Marek, who, according to Lucas, was the most powerful Force-sensitive in the SW universe, had trouble taking an ISD out of low sub-orbital flight, then I have some doubts about Luke being able to crush the E-D.

He was before Luke's time. Luke has far more power than that when be becomes a Force-master.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:30 am

regardless, crushing the ship while ON BOARD THE SHIP still seems like it would be ill-advised no matter how strong you are in the force. and if he's really that powerful, oh f*ck guys here's a brain-buster, could luke be so powerful in the force that he could crush himself?
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

User1604 · Post by **User1604** » Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:52 pm

mojo wrote:regardless, crushing the ship while ON BOARD THE SHIP still seems like it would be ill-advised no matter how strong you are in the force. and if he's really that powerful, oh f*ck guys here's a brain-buster, could luke be so powerful in the force that he could crush himself?
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

I didn't say crush the ship and take a shuttle in that order! haha he's not that dumb

More like he'd get in the shuttle and take off, then cause the warp-core to breach in like ten seconds just as he went to warp.

Post by **Mike DiCenso** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:48 am

How would Luke even know what a warp core was, or where it was located so that he could do that? And if he could do that, why doesn't he do that to enemy starfighters or capital ships like those in the EU stories? Oh wait, that's right... he can't.
-Mike

Admiral Breetai · Post by **Admiral Breetai** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:28 am

Exar Kun and Darth nilhious and naga sadow as well as possibly marka ragnos are the strongest force users to exist considering eu luke and siddy dont exist and arent canon

Post by **Mike DiCenso** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:05 am

None of which help the Galactic Empire, or even the Galactic Alliance now does it?
-Mike

Praeothmin · Post by **Praeothmin** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:28 am

Admiral Breetai wrote:Exar Kun and Darth nilhious and naga sadow as well as possibly marka ragnos are the strongest force users to exist considering eu luke and siddy dont exist and arent canon

Where do Exar Kun and Naga Sadow exist except in the EU as well?

Admiral Breetai · Post by **Admiral Breetai** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:55 am

Praeothmin wrote:Where do Exar Kun and Naga Sadow exist except in the EU as well?

nowhere else what does them being EU only have to do with the movie based guys eu feats being invalid?

Picard · Post by **Picard** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:46 am

But you said that they are strongest force usesrs, meaning you recognise them as valid.

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