. . . that poor, poor little bastard. What kind of 1960's drugs did they give that kid to get a smile out of him, when he knew good and well what he was wearing?
I hope nobody subjected their children to such headgear. No doubt the "PULSING SONIC SOUND" and "FLASHING LIGHT EMITTER" served as dork alerts to the local populace.
At least Star Wars helmets are cool. Stormtroopers and Vader, oh my.
Those have a dork quotient, perhaps, but don't leak dork all over the rug like that thing. Egad. [/img]