Zombie Inflationism II: Starships and Spacecraft
Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:55 am
Pt. I and preface: http://www.starfleetjedi.net/forum/view ... f=8&t=6592
II. Starships and Spacecraft
A. Asteroid Popping
1. TESB
Despite the gasoline asteroids and other oddities, some try to wank out the asteroid popping scene into biggatons against the highest-size asteroids they can wank by declaring . . . what are we up to, now, FTL vaporization? I lose track.
2. AotC
a. Similarly, there's an effort to embiggen the asteroids that Jango fractured with blaster bolts in AotC when chasing Kenobi by fantasizing about dimensional orientation with the fighters.
b. In the case of Brian Young, he actually generates vaporized asteroids out of thin airlessness by ignoring the concept of flak bursts and counting the first frame of the same as the size of the asteroid. (That'd be like taking the big huge circles of the phaser proximity detonations from "Balance of Terror" and declaring those space debris being hit and vaped.)
Verdict: Turning, shoot it quickly. The TESB asteroid popping scene, taken in and of itself, isn't that bad, and even some of the early wank figures are acceptable. But nowadays the attempts to squeeze even more yield out of them are just getting absurd.
B. Acceleration to Orbit
I've only recently come to realize how important the acceleration argument is for the inflationists. I'd heard it before but dismissed it as silly and not important, but I was wrong about the latter. Per Brian Young's ICS videos, acceleration of ships to orbit is a canon lynchpin for the ICS claims. I already have some work in progress on this point, basically taking each acceleration example provided and pointing out the absurdity of ignoring the actual passage of time, among other things, like:
1. Flawed Methodology
If you do their methodology properly, you actually end up with ships going from planetside to orbit in the space of one frame, or the space between frames if you want to get picky . . . and that's acceleration to orbit followed by deceleration to drop down to the piddly velocities observed in orbit.
Verdict: Walking dead, needs headshot
C. Guns & Ammo
1. There's the claim that the guns must be powered by the ship's power, ignoring the turbine generators and ammunition needs.
2. Some still try to claim that turbolasers are massless particles.
Verdict: More of a dragging-along-the-ground dead, but headshot still recommended.
Adding:
D. Seismic Charge
This is actually a bit of high tech, but so unique as to be almost useless. We've never seen it used in combat or any other time since. However, it can be latched on to as a hook to try to aim for higher and higher yields.
Verdict: Walking dead
E. Jedi Crash
The poorly scaled solar encounter is being used to claim biggatons of resilience.
. . . I feel sure there's more but I'm forgetting right now.
II. Starships and Spacecraft
A. Asteroid Popping
1. TESB
Despite the gasoline asteroids and other oddities, some try to wank out the asteroid popping scene into biggatons against the highest-size asteroids they can wank by declaring . . . what are we up to, now, FTL vaporization? I lose track.
2. AotC
a. Similarly, there's an effort to embiggen the asteroids that Jango fractured with blaster bolts in AotC when chasing Kenobi by fantasizing about dimensional orientation with the fighters.
b. In the case of Brian Young, he actually generates vaporized asteroids out of thin airlessness by ignoring the concept of flak bursts and counting the first frame of the same as the size of the asteroid. (That'd be like taking the big huge circles of the phaser proximity detonations from "Balance of Terror" and declaring those space debris being hit and vaped.)
Verdict: Turning, shoot it quickly. The TESB asteroid popping scene, taken in and of itself, isn't that bad, and even some of the early wank figures are acceptable. But nowadays the attempts to squeeze even more yield out of them are just getting absurd.
B. Acceleration to Orbit
I've only recently come to realize how important the acceleration argument is for the inflationists. I'd heard it before but dismissed it as silly and not important, but I was wrong about the latter. Per Brian Young's ICS videos, acceleration of ships to orbit is a canon lynchpin for the ICS claims. I already have some work in progress on this point, basically taking each acceleration example provided and pointing out the absurdity of ignoring the actual passage of time, among other things, like:
1. Flawed Methodology
If you do their methodology properly, you actually end up with ships going from planetside to orbit in the space of one frame, or the space between frames if you want to get picky . . . and that's acceleration to orbit followed by deceleration to drop down to the piddly velocities observed in orbit.
Verdict: Walking dead, needs headshot
C. Guns & Ammo
1. There's the claim that the guns must be powered by the ship's power, ignoring the turbine generators and ammunition needs.
2. Some still try to claim that turbolasers are massless particles.
Verdict: More of a dragging-along-the-ground dead, but headshot still recommended.
Adding:
D. Seismic Charge
This is actually a bit of high tech, but so unique as to be almost useless. We've never seen it used in combat or any other time since. However, it can be latched on to as a hook to try to aim for higher and higher yields.
Verdict: Walking dead
E. Jedi Crash
The poorly scaled solar encounter is being used to claim biggatons of resilience.
. . . I feel sure there's more but I'm forgetting right now.