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Jar Jar v Han

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:15 pm
by GStone
This idea popped into my head yesterday. Who would win, Jar Jar or Han?

Setting: Hoth
Objective: Race equivalent to distance in Tatooine's pod races
Who gets what:

Jar Jar has Anakin's pod racer from ep 1
Han has his Taun taun

** Both start out from the rebel base hangar at Hoth. The pod racer is modified, so it isn't effected by the cold and the Taun taun has spent a couple days inside the base, staying warm, rested and well fed.

Will Jar Jar crash into a snow dune and get eaten by a Wompa or will Han spend too much time in the cold and kill his Taun taun?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:39 pm
by Gandalf
Jar Jar's tongue gets caught in the controls and crashes 15 seconds into the race.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:26 pm
by Mr. Oragahn
It's Jar Jar's dumberest luck vs. Han's character shields.

I put my money on Jar Jar if Lucas is writing it during TMP's era (time paradox aside).