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Post by Mr. Oragahn » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:10 pm

mojo wrote:why does everyone keep posting potential plotlines? any particular reason that one of the five billion eu stories isn't being considered?
zahn's original trilogy?
the yuuzhan vong?
what about the 'legacy of the force' series? luke, han, leia - all old enough in that story that the original actors would be able to seamlessly slide back into their old roles. this would make recasting their roles unnecessary, which in turn would make my head exploding like i was chewing on a piece of dynamite unnecessary. since legacy focuses on the next generation of jedi almost as much as the original characters, the pt/ot cast could be phased out over the course of the story, leaving a blank slate to draw on without destroying the sanity of old school fans.
Because a fraction (fanboys who want adaptations) of a fraction (zahnophiles/vongophiles) of a fraction (EU fans) of a fraction (hardcore SW fans) of a fraction (SW "fans" as a whole) matters very little, and there still would be no surprise in the end. It's crap, that's all. The minority in question is so negligible we're almost dividing by zero here.
If you want those stories, you have them in books, eh? That's more than enough methinks.
I'm not going to theaters to get a rehash of those plots in CGI.

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Post by Mr. Oragahn » Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:12 pm

Just cross fingers so we don't get interspecies sex though. Star Wars has largely been spared that crap.

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Post by Praeothmin » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:41 pm

I liked the ST reboot Abrams gave us...
I liked the action, I could live with the contrived plot, and there were not more plot holes than in any TNG movies, so I guess all those movies were shitty as well... :)

And frankly, I think the Abrams treatment will be very good for SW, and since Disney is now the owner, guess who can probably shit all over the established Canon?

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Post by Mr. Oragahn » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:07 pm

Praeothmin wrote:I liked the ST reboot Abrams gave us...
I liked the action, I could live with the contrived plot, and there were not more plot holes than in any TNG movies, so I guess all those movies were shitty as well... :)

And frankly, I think the Abrams treatment will be very good for SW, and since Disney is now the owner, guess who can probably shit all over the established Canon?
Frankly, most if not all TNG movies were fanboyz dreams, wherein all the actors, and some of them not exactly suited for theater performances, were given roles not in line with the characters they incarnated in the show and their relative more posed performances.
The Picard rambo syndrome for one.

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Post by Praeothmin » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:51 pm

Exactly!

On the other hand, the Abrams Trek had new actors playing the original characters who acted very close to their original incarnations...

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Post by mojo » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:07 pm

Mr. Oragahn wrote:
Praeothmin wrote:I liked the ST reboot Abrams gave us...
I liked the action, I could live with the contrived plot, and there were not more plot holes than in any TNG movies, so I guess all those movies were shitty as well... :)

And frankly, I think the Abrams treatment will be very good for SW, and since Disney is now the owner, guess who can probably shit all over the established Canon?
Frankly, most if not all TNG movies were fanboyz dreams, wherein all the actors, and some of them not exactly suited for theater performances, were given roles not in line with the characters they incarnated in the show and their relative more posed performances.
The Picard rambo syndrome for one.
fun, though. even the purple space bazooka.

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Post by 2046 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:32 pm

Mr. Oragahn wrote:The Picard rambo syndrome for one.
Funny, I was thinking just the other day of how badly Picard was nerfed in Generations, having very little command presence. His big moments were crying, saying "what?" when something unexpected happened, getting stuck under a rock and wiggling like an amoeba, getting a wounded nose, watching his failure to stop Soran the first go-round, et cetera . . . and he could barely talk anyone into or out of anything. His big win was to sabotage something before running away.

Indeed, most of the characters were nerfed in Generations . . . Worf can't target, Data went 'fraidy-cat, Geordi's knocked out and passes out then bathes and is used to destroy the ship, Crusher gets shoved and the only other time we really see her was when someone was calling her ugly, and of course Riker forgot how to order maximum firepower, or much of any at all. Troi steps up and drives the ship, but only into the ground.

First Contact at least rectified those issues, and I think pretty much everybody got a chance to shine better.

Insurrection tried to follow the action idea while also having a higher concept behind it, and I think while occasionally silly it generally succeeded even if Picard was a little more Rambo than standard. But it isn't completely out of character from the TNG days, given that he was so awesome in "Starship Mine" that even The Sisko (bald and goateed with Defiant in hand) would've retreated and Ripped Shirt Kirk would've run screaming like a small girl.

And then there's the last one. That's all I'm going to say about that.

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Post by Praeothmin » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:47 pm

Which were all out shined by Abram's NuTrek, both in visuals and story wise...

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Post by 2046 » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:41 pm

Story? Maybe in the broadest strokes, but not if you actually acknowledge the pieces. Spock being late for the supernova eating Romulus (yet having little time), getting dropped off near a Starfleet base before the holocaust, Kirk landing next to him, Spock helping Kirk get back aboard but not wanting to come because of bogus reasons like timeline contamination (hello, Vulcan just got eaten) and some goofy idea that this other timeline needed to resemble his insofar as the Enterprise comraderie, that if the comraderie had to be there this Kirk could beat Nero, young Spock knowing they were stealing back the black hole device, the Enterprise being faster than Nero's ship, and so on and so forth. And of course Spock is not our Spock . . . he just accepts that the world's eaten and goes on about his business.

The plot's a real mess, but the lens flares and effects just hide it for awhile from your brain which is high on eye candy. It is not terribly unlike the pre-reboot Batman flicks which are senseless comic book movies.

I say this as someone who thinks the first 10 minutes or so were the best of Trek, mind you, so it isn't that I am a hater.

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Post by Praeothmin » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:30 pm

Compared to what?
The convoluted Time Travel plot of ST:FC, or the idiotic Rambo Picard in ST:INS, or ST:Nem's identical/totally not clone story with B-4, Or ST:Gen's stupid timeline wave that you can only enter from accidentally but not voluntarily and "Oh by the way we should certainly not fire more than one shot at the BoP kicking our asses, should we"...

All TNG movies suck donkey balls in some ways, just like the NuTrek...
It just so happens I think NuTrek sucks less...
And I had no problems with the lens flares either...

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Post by Sideswipe » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:37 pm

First Contact is leaps and bounds better than Abramstrek. I will admit, the others aren't that great, but at least they are not built around a string of logic busting coincidences. What about the time wasted on Spock/Uhura? That made no sense pairing them off. Kirk doesn't even graduate from the academy, yet he is promoted to captain of the flagship with virtually no command experience!

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Post by Praeothmin » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:11 pm

Sideswipe wrote:First Contact is leaps and bounds better than Abramstrek. I will admit, the others aren't that great, but at least they are not built around a string of logic busting coincidences. What about the time wasted on Spock/Uhura? That made no sense pairing them off. Kirk doesn't even graduate from the academy, yet he is promoted to captain of the flagship with virtually no command experience!
In your opinion it is, in mine it's not...
Picard wasn't acting as the Picard we've learned to admire, the crew were all acting like idiots at some occasions, all of a sudden, Picard, who had been de-Borgified, would not try to save his crewmembers, etc...

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Post by Khas » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:34 am

Well, you have to understand that the Borg are Picard's Berserk Button. Everyone has one, where they go from being a nice person to being a nasty sonofabitch. Also, given the rate at which the Borg were assimilating the Enterprise, they just might not have had the time to rescue the assimilated crew members.

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Post by Cocytus » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:38 am

Praeothmin wrote:
Sideswipe wrote:First Contact is leaps and bounds better than Abramstrek. I will admit, the others aren't that great, but at least they are not built around a string of logic busting coincidences. What about the time wasted on Spock/Uhura? That made no sense pairing them off. Kirk doesn't even graduate from the academy, yet he is promoted to captain of the flagship with virtually no command experience!
In your opinion it is, in mine it's not...
Picard wasn't acting as the Picard we've learned to admire, the crew were all acting like idiots at some occasions, all of a sudden, Picard, who had been de-Borgified, would not try to save his crewmembers, etc...
I don't know. If anything, it shows me that he wasn't being completely honest, either with his "Drumhead" tribunal or himself, in describing himself as having "completely recovered" from his experience with the Borg. Then again, he could simply not have been prepared for facing them again. He does say in the opening moments that he's been dreading a Borg invasion for nearly 6 years. That probably weighed pretty heavily on him, putting him under more stress than he realized.

Generations is a complete mess of course, though I can actually buy Data's being completely overwhelmed by the experience of emotion, especially since the chip was messing with his neural nets. The Enterprise-D being downed by an old, defective BoP is straight hogwash. A full spread of torpedoes would have made quick work of it.

Insurrection was a glorified episode. The plot and story were just too small to make a movie.

Nemesis was a painful rehash of old cliches. They find another Soong-type android. Where in the hell did Shinzon get it? That planet from "Brothers." Omicron Theta?

In a way, Nemesis and NuTrek both have the same glaring issues for me. Why are both villains suddenly so interested in wiping out Earth? Picard describes the Scimitar thusly: He would only have built a weapon of such scope for one purpose. He's going after Earth. Why? He could be going after the Time Lords for all Picard knows. He's a human clone, but he was raised by Remans and identifies with them. Do the Remans hate Earth too? I'd think they'd have more beef with the Romulans themselves, and with his conquest of the Romulan government complete, Shinzon only needs Picard's DNA. Why didn't he just say that from the beginning. Picard would probably have leapt at the chance to save the new Praetor's life and inaugurate a new era with the Empire.

As messy as Generations is, it's villain is superior to both Nero and Shinzon, and not simply because he's played by Malcolm McDowell. I can understand Soran. He wants to get into the Nexus. The nonsense about not being able to just fly into it is plainly contradicted IN THE MOVIE ITSELF when Scotty says their lifesigns are phasing in and out of our spacetime continuum. So that contrived impediment is complete bullshit. But that aside, I get why he's doing what he's going. He's destroying stars to alter the ribbon's course, and whatever gets in his way is destroyed. He doesn't care about destroying Earth. He doesn't really know Picard (and certainly doesn't know Kirk) or have any particular issue with either of them aside from the fact that they're in his way. That's it. He's completely, maniacally devoted to his goal, and I can understand that. He's not very interesting in that regard, but his purpose and his plot make sense, and don't need any additional explanations.

Why does Shinzon suddenly want to destroy Earth? The Remans are a lower caste in the Empire, treated as slaves and denied any position of merit or authority, and by the beginning of the movie they're rectified that. In spite of that, Shinzon wants to destroy Earth, and the viceroy even describes that as "their mission." Why? What does Earth have to do with the Remans' situation? They'd already achieved their goal. Do the Romulans brainwash their slave miners into hating humans "just in case?" And is the Federation just going to up and surrender when Earth get's zapped? Or pull the plans for the Genesis Device out of storage? MAD works because no one has the capacity to totally annihilate their enemies' ability to retaliate. Destroying Earth would take out the leadership, but it wouldn't do anything about the tens of thousands of starships the Federation has, each of which would be chock full of thoroughly incensed humans (and member of every other decent race.)

And Nero has already destroyed Vulcan, to make Spock suffer as he had suffered. His villainous goals made sense up to that point. Then he goes after Earth, because he wants to blow up every planet in the Federation. I guess it's just because he's Romulan and Romulans are raised to hate humans. Or he's simply crazy, and crazy doesn't need to make sense, but that seems like less of an explanation than a lame excuse for poor writing. The whole thing just felt lazy to me. "Let's have the bad guy blow up earth" seems like a stock plot that's introduced when Trek writers run out of interesting things to write.

My 2 cents.

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Post by 2046 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:19 am

Just go own it, whydoncha? ;-)

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