General Warning Tally for staff...

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by Mr. Oragahn » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:02 pm

Now we'll start delivering the anti-warnings. They should normally collide with warnings.

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:43 am

Praeothmin wrote:mojo +200 million warnings...

For unjustifiably picking on Mike... :)
but every word is true! how is it unjustifiable to point out facts? are you warning me to spread the love around rather than focus solely on mikey?

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:51 am

Mr. Oragahn wrote:Now we'll start delivering the anti-warnings. They should normally collide with warnings.
what the fuck is an anti-warni... oh. OH.

SEE, PRAEOTHMIN? MR. ORAGAHN IS DELIVERING PRAISE UNTO ME EVERY TIME I GIVE MIKE A WARNING! THANKS, BUDDY!

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by Praeothmin » Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:16 pm

mojo + 63.57 Gazillion warnings...

For being a smart-ass... :)

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:06 pm

MIKE DICENSO +50 WARNINGS
Mike DiCenso wrote:There's already way too many more Versus Debate websites out there than the niche fandom will currently tolerate and support. The last shot at such a site, ASVS, hasn't really been a resounding success, despite being fairly lax in it's rules. Adding another will just be a waste of your time, Civ, unless you just want to have the experiance of setting up a website. In which case I recommend that you pick another project.
-Mike

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:09 pm

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Mike DiCenso wrote:
Jedi Master Spock wrote:

For reference, the E-D carries ("Conundrum") somewhere around 250-275 torpedos; the E-A carried 96 in its magazines (STVI).
Actually, the E-D simply carries 250 photon torpedoes, at least at the time of "Conundrum", according Worf's dialog. The 275 torpedo loadout number comes from the non-canon TNG TM, which according to the script, is what Worf is supposed to say, but in the actual, as-spoken-on-film dialog, he says there are "250" torpedoes on board.
-Mike

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according TO worf's dialog

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:20 pm

MIKE DICENSO +50 WARNINGS
Mike Dicenso wrote: so there i was in this hallway right
mojo wrote:i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
WRONG BITCH
IM SICK OF YOU
AND YOUR LAME STORIES
NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
IN FACT
IF YOU LEFT RIGHT NOW
I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
Mike Dicenso wrote:I SAY THAT MOJO IS BANNED FOR TWO MONTHS AS OF NOW
Mike Dicenso wrote:so there i was in this hallway right
Mr. Oragahn wrote:right
Admiral Breetai wrote:Right.
StarWarsStarTrek wrote:right
MIKE DICENSO +50 WARNINGS
for correctly punishing my ridiculous behavior

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:23 pm

MIKE DICENSO +15 WARNINGS
Mike Dicenso wrote:YOU ALL SUCK DICK
Mike Dicenso wrote: er.
Mike Dicenso wrote: hi.
Praeothmin wrote: A common typo.
Mike Dicenso wrote: the keys are like right next to each other.
MIKE DICENSO +15 WARNINGS
for not checking for typos before hitting the submit button

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:28 pm

MIKE DICENSO +5 WARNINGS
Mike Dicenso wrote:I'm going away for the weekend. If any posts appear under my name, mojo has probably hacked my account and is likely using it to paraphrase quotes from bash.org.
-Mike
Mike Dicenso wrote:HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
-Mike
MIKE DICENSO +5 WARNINGS
for creating a self-fulfilling prophecy
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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:31 pm

MIKE DICENSO -75 WARNINGS
Admiral Breetai wrote:d-_-b
Mike Dicenso wrote:how u make that inverted b?
-Mike
Mike Dicenso wrote:wait
-Mike
Mike Dicenso wrote: never mind
-Mike
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because HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:37 pm

MIKE DICENSO +10 WARNINGS
Mike Dicenso wrote:Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"


The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.


Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all:

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?"

O_______O

"Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang."

"Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip."

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang."
MIKE DICENSO +10 WARNINGS
for making hermione a perv

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:40 pm

MIKE DICENSO +2 WARNINGS
Mike Dicenso wrote: Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
-Mike
Mike Dicenso wrote:wait, shit
-Mike
mojo wrote:AHAHAHAHAHA
MIKE DICENSO +2 WARNINGS
for TMI

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:45 pm

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Praeothmin wrote:Mike, how about you stop unjustifiably picking on mojo and help out a little bit?
Mike Dicenso wrote:How about you help me suck it?
-Mike
mojo wrote:!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mike Dicenso wrote:Wait a minute, that backfired.
-Mike
Mike Dicenso wrote:Because it makes it sound like I suck it all the time, which I don't.
-Mike
Mike Dicenso wrote:And it also implies that I would need help, which we both know is not true.
-Mike
MIKE DICENSO +10 WARNINGS
for MASSIVE riffback

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:52 pm

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Praeothmin wrote:What's wrong, Mikey?
Mike Dicenso wrote:Man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named C.J.
-Mike
mojo wrote: you don't live in Hope mills do you?
Mike Dicenso wrote: Yes, why?
-Mike
mojo wrote: lol, just wondering, was her namne alison?
Mike Dicenso wrote:YOU MOTHERFUCKER
JediMasterSpock wrote:Watch the language, Mike.
MIKE DICENSO +10 WARNINGS
for irritating my new girlfriend

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:57 pm

MIKE DICENSO +5 WARNINGS
Mike Dicenso wrote:I'm going to be the next HITLER!
I'm going to kill all the Jews, and 1 clown.
-Mike
Praeothmin wrote:Why the clown?
Mike Dicenso wrote:See? no one cares about the Jews!
-Mike
Praeothmin wrote:lmao
Mike Dicenso wrote:Ha! But I'm serious.
-Mike
Praeothmin wrote:You.. R- Really?
MIKE DICENSO +5 WARNINGS
for attempting to kill one clown. HA!

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