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General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:49 am

MIKE DICENSO: +3,000,000,012 WARNINGS
Mike DiCenso wrote:
mojo wrote:also, this may be irrelevant, but lucky just made a pretty convincing argument against ds9 being useful as apparently what's onscreen fails to match what's in script or EVEN WhAT THE ACTORS ARE DESCRIBING AS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF THEM.
Really? One could make that claim about all of the Star Trek series. Without a proper accounting, that's a dubious claim at best.
-Mike
MIKE DICENSO: +3,000,000,012 WARNINGS
for conceding the entire debate by accidentally invalidating all existing trek evidence

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:05 am

MIKE DICENSO: +10 WARNINGS
Mike DiCenso wrote:
Praeothmin wrote:
Mike DiCenso wrote: OH GOD HELP SOMEBODY
I'M GOING TO POST MY ADDRESS
PLEASE SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
What the heck are you talking about? Also, this is not the proper place for a plea for help.
OH CHRIST
OH GOD NO
AS I PLACED MY HUNGRY MAN DINNER ON MY DESK
A YELLOW AND WHITE TIGER-STRIPED CAT SANK IT'S TEETH INTO MY ACHILLES TENDON
CAUSING ME TO FALL AWKWARDLY ONTO MY CHAIR IN SUCH A WAY THAT
OH FUCK
I SAT ON MY TESTICLES
GUYS PLEASE
I'M PRETTY SURE I HEARD SOMETHING POP
CONSCIOUSNESS FADING
CALL AMBULAHEYSD
MIKE DICENSO: +5 WARNINGS
for going off-topic after repeated warnings in multiple threads to stop
MIKE DICENSO: +5 WARNINGS
for scaring my cat

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:42 am

GORDON RAMSAY: +25 WARNINGS
mojo wrote:
Gordon Ramsay wrote: This weekend's restaurant is personal to me because 7 years ago, I began making a little show called Kitchen Nightmares.. and the first restaurant I helped was a soul food restaurant just like this one.
what the fuck? you're talking about Mama Cherry's Soul Food Shack, but that wasn't the first restaurant. That was Bonaparte's. what the hell was the point of that lie?
GORDON RAMSAY: +5 WARNINGS
for intentionally providing false evidence
GORDON RAMSAY: +5 WARNINGS
for ruining his show by taking it to america and basing episodes on restaurants a world-class chef should never, ever visit, such as tiny pizza shops and applebee's knockoffs
GORDON RAMSAY: +5 WARNINGS
for going to further and further lengths to keep the show exciting regardless of their appropriateness to the show, like trying to put families together and arranging weddings
GORDON RAMSAY: +5 WARNINGS
for never pushing anyone quite far enough to get punched in the nose or kicked in the balls
GORDON RAMSAY: +5 WARNINGS
for pretending to have been appointed a mod by JMS

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:45 am

JEDI MASTER SPOCK: +5 WARNINGS
Jedi Master Spock wrote:
Gordon Ramsay wrote: Look, let me be a mod on your forum and I'll plug your site on every single one of my 5,000 tv shows.
No.
JEDI MASTER SPOCK: +5 WARNINGS
for not allowing gordon ramsay to serve as staff

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by Praeothmin » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:57 pm

This is so inappropriate it's funny...

mojo, you're weird... In a good way... :)













If there is a good way to be weird... Which I doubt... ;)

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:47 am

MIKE DICENSO: +10 WARNINGS
Praeothmin wrote:
Mike DiCenso wrote:
Praeothmin wrote: Mike, are you drunk or something? Seriously, one more gay joke and I'll have no choice but to take action.
I HAET GOINGG TO HAWAII
BECAUS THE NATIVES AND TEH GAYS ALL WEAR THE SAEM SHIRT
ONE TIME I TRYED TO GO SURFIGN
AND ACIDENTALLLY GOT A BLOWJOB
LOLOLL
Wha.. What?
That doesn't even make sense!
You ARE posting drunk! AGAIN!
But that doesn't concern me nearly as much as the fact that it's 10 o'clock in the morning! Mike, you have a problem.
MIKE DICENSO: +5 WARNINGS
for inappropriate, demeaning jokes
MIKE DICENSO: +5 WARNINGS
for working as staff while inebriated

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by Admiral Breetai » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:00 am

I post all the time while shit faced...it's not against the rules as far as I know

unless staff members are beholden to a higher standard then us plebs..clearly Mojo has gone insane with his ultimate staff infracting powers!

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:35 am

MIKE DICENSO: +100 WARNINGS
PRAEOTHMIN: +100 WARNINGS
JEDI MASTER SPOCK: +100 WARNINGS
StarWarsStarTrek wrote:HELLO.

Due to various personal, business and other reasons, my activity on this board has significantly decreased. Please do not take this as a sign of me "dodging questions" or "ignoring points". I have enjoyed my time on these boards, and will try and respond to my various debates when I can.

Thank you.
MIKE DICENSO: +100 WARNINGS
PRAEOTHMIN: +100 WARNINGS
JEDI MASTER SPOCK: +100 WARNINGS
for failing to point and laugh as StarWarsStarTrek flees the board rather than admit he's running out of ancient sdn arguments and rebuttals

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:07 am

MIKE DICENSO: +30 WARNINGS
Praeothmin wrote:
Mike Dicenso wrote: MOJJO YOU STUPI- WAHT THE FUCK!1?
MY CUP OF VODKA IS SPILLING HLEP!
HELP!1
Are you kidding? SERIOUSLY?! OF COURSE IT'S SPILLING, JACKASS! YOU'RE HOLDING IT ALMOST HORIZONTALLY. TURN YOUR CUP UPRIGHT.
MIKE DICENSO: +10 WARNINGS
for not understanding how cups work
Praeothmin wrote:
Mike Dicenso wrote: GYUS
I CANT BRAETHE
*gurgle*
PRAOETMIN PLEAS HELP!1
...Whafuck?? DAMMIT MIKE!
REALLY?? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM HERE? YOU HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T BREATHE?! ARE YOU RETARDED? TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE FISH TANK!!
MIKE DICENSO: +10 WARNINGS
for forgetting his head is underwater and trying to breathe
Praeothmin wrote:
Mike Dicenso wrote: EMEREGNCY! EMRGENCCY!
I LOST TEH LID OF MY YOGGURT
ADN I'M NOT HUUNGRY ANYMORE!1
...

*sigh*

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
MIKE DICENSO: +10 WARNINGS
for wasting precious yogurt

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by Praeothmin » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:45 pm

quick question:
Why are you picking on Mike?
He's a nice guy when he isn't drunk... ;-)

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:16 am

PRAEOTHMIN: +5 WARNINGS
MIKE DICENSO: +5 WARNINGS
Praeothmin wrote:quick question:
Why are you picking on Mike?
He's a nice guy when he isn't drunk... ;-)
PRAEOTHMIN: +5 WARNINGS
for reminding me that other staff exist
MIKE DICENSO: +5 WARNINGS
for being a nice guy when he isn't drunk

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by Khas » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:06 am

Mojo, are you high?

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:11 am

KHAS: +20 WARNINGS
Khas wrote:Mojo, are you high?
KHAS: +5 WARNINGS
for questioning my sobriety over a period of days (seriously, could i possibly have been high for this long?)
KHAS: +5 WARNINGS
for not being a member of staff and still necessitating a warning in this thread
KHAS: +10 WARNINGS
for constantly reminding me that DIE HARD had a bunch of shitty sequels, damaging the GREATEST ACTION FILM OF ALL TIME

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:20 am

ADMIRAL BREETAI: +10 WARNINGS
Admiral Breetai wrote: guys, check out my new fanfic:
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ADMIRAL BREETAI: +10 WARNINGS
for translating the Bible into l33tsp34k

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Re: General Warning Tally for staff...

Post by mojo » Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:11 am

JEDI MASTER SPOCK: +5 WARNINGS
Jedi Master Spock wrote:
mojo wrote:
Mike DiCenso wrote: Mojo, did you read that? I just said I'm going to go to your house in Camby, Indiana, and rape and kill your entire family for fun. Then, I'm going to find and murder your wife's family, and your mom and your dad, and even your dog.
WHAT THE FUCK!
Mojo, watch the language, please.
JEDI MASTER SPOCK: +5 WARNINGS
for caring more about the letter of the law than the rape and murder of it's spirit

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