Hans von Hozel
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Re: Hans von Hozel
Ouch! That guy's stuff looks like it was simply run through Babelfish or some other over-literal translation program. But even still, my trying to make sense of it just makes my head hurt in the same way as trying to understand Jason's writing.
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Re: Hans von Hozel
As in Jason from ClubASVS, or someone else?Mike DiCenso wrote:But even still, my trying to make sense of it just makes my head hurt in the same way as trying to understand Jason's writing.
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Re: Hans von Hozel
Not Questor, aka Jason Miles, but the other Jason. The one who used to be here before he went to ASVS.
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Re: Hans von Hozel
Actually, what I've read falls in the "It's so bad, the author should be shot" category... :)Khas wrote:An author on FanFiction.net who has written 218 fanfics. All of them fall into the "So Bad It's Good" category. I know English isn't his first language, but why doesn't he just submit them in German?
Here are his fanfics for Star Trek and Star Wars. He has 216 more, all of identical quality.
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Re: Hans von Hozel
I rather like his use of "danube" as a verb (and as the past tense "danubed"), apparently meaning to flow like a river, as in the Bible story wherein the King James version would have something like "moving upon the face of the waters" or somesuch. "Danubing" is somehow more satisfying.
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And much more fun to say!2046 wrote:I rather like his use of "danube" as a verb (and as the past tense "danubed"), apparently meaning to flow like a river, as in the Bible story wherein the King James version would have something like "moving upon the face of the waters" or somesuch. "Danubing" is somehow more satisfying.
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Re: Hans von Hozel
And here's his SW/LOTR X-over, I mean, Eragon fanfic.