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Post by Kazeite » Sat May 02, 2009 8:13 pm

So, wait, wait... Are we assuming space with Newtonian physics, or movie physics?

If former, then Starfuries would win. If latter, then... hm... dunno. Go X-wing! :D
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Post by Mike DiCenso » Sun May 03, 2009 2:44 am

Kazeite wrote:So, wait, wait... Are we assuming space with Newtonian physics, or movie physics?

If former, then Starfuries would win. If latter, then... hm... dunno. Go X-wing! :D
No, the Starfury would lose out to the real physics Mark II and VII Vipers.
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Post by Mr. Oragahn » Sun May 03, 2009 4:55 pm

Narsil wrote:And the resulting child of that union has enough combined character shields that enemy ships' weapons just backfire around him.
Their cannons explode as they press the trigger. Just a bad day, they'll say.
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Post by Praeothmin » Mon May 04, 2009 1:15 pm

Narsil wrote:And the resulting child of that union has enough combined character shields that enemy ships' weapons just backfire around him.
Mr. O. nver specified which version of Starbuck... :)
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Post by Mr. Oragahn » Mon May 04, 2009 3:27 pm

Praeothmin wrote:
Narsil wrote:And the resulting child of that union has enough combined character shields that enemy ships' weapons just backfire around him.
Mr. O. nver specified which version of Starbuck... :)
Both Starbucks rape Antilles and make him preggers.
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Post by PunkMaister » Mon May 04, 2009 11:12 pm

Mr. Oragahn wrote:
Praeothmin wrote:
Narsil wrote:And the resulting child of that union has enough combined character shields that enemy ships' weapons just backfire around him.
Mr. O. nver specified which version of Starbuck... :)
Both Starbucks rape Antilles and make him preggers.
Somehow I don't think Antilles would mind being "raped" by Kara Thrace!
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Post by Mike DiCenso » Wed May 06, 2009 12:11 am

So.... what would happen if the two Starbucks tried to rape/seduce each other? ;-)
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Post by Praeothmin » Wed May 06, 2009 2:14 pm

Mike DiCenso wrote:So.... what would happen if the two Starbucks tried to rape/seduce each other? ;-)
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Depends, are we using real life physics or Sci-Fi physics? :)
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Post by Mike DiCenso » Wed May 06, 2009 5:39 pm

Praeothmin wrote:
Mike DiCenso wrote:So.... what would happen if the two Starbucks tried to rape/seduce each other? ;-)
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Depends, are we using real life physics or Sci-Fi physics? :)
So what difference would it make? Please, Praeothmin, enlighten us all. ;-)
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Post by PunkMaister » Wed May 06, 2009 7:24 pm

Mike DiCenso wrote:
Praeothmin wrote:
Mike DiCenso wrote:So.... what would happen if the two Starbucks tried to rape/seduce each other? ;-)
-Mike
Depends, are we using real life physics or Sci-Fi physics? :)
So what difference would it make? Please, Praeothmin, enlighten us all. ;-)
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I Don;t think he would be allowed to post it here no matter what is based on... LOL...
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Post by Mike DiCenso » Thu May 07, 2009 1:45 am

I'm sure he can describe what would happen in a properly technical and scientific way that won't be crass and vulgar. ;-)
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Post by PunkMaister » Thu May 07, 2009 1:56 am

Mike DiCenso wrote:I'm sure he can describe what would happen in a properly technical and scientific way that won't be crass and vulgar. ;-)
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That would make it boring:

"TOS Starbuck has intercourse with his NBSG counterpart Kara Thrace"
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Post by Mike DiCenso » Thu May 07, 2009 3:29 am

Oh he can go into far greater detail than that. ;-)
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Post by Praeothmin » Thu May 07, 2009 2:34 pm

Wow, you guys have dirty minds... :)

I was thinking more along the line of:
"If we use ST physics, then they can have children together even though they're from different realities and one Starbuck's a sissy (and it's not Kara)"...

"If we use real-life physics, Kara Thrace will hurt sissy boy Starbuck when he tries to touch her, therefore putting a stop to any attempts at her "virtue", and thus the "real" Starbuck, Kara, will have to pleasure herself or use Adama's son"...
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Post by Mike DiCenso » Thu May 07, 2009 7:00 pm

Praeothmin wrote:Wow, you guys have dirty minds... :)
Yes, and your point is what, exactly? ;-)
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