The way it works. Star trek vs star wars diffrent views.

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The way it works. Star trek vs star wars diffrent views.

Post by User1442 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:51 pm

This is a scenario run through from the separate points of view of a star wars fanboy, and a star trek fanboy. I will be posting more scenario's in a while. This is mean't to be funny, not offend anyone.

Scenario 1: The empire invades the federation.

Star wars fanboy:

The empire sends 25 000 ships to invade the federation and the deathstar after both buying maps from races such as the ferengi and sending massive waves of probes to map the galaxy. The federation begins to amass their pitiful fleet of ships to take on the star destroyers , while the death star is blowing up planets with glee. The federation signals for help from the klingons, cardassians, romulans or anyone else who has a fleet, but unfortunetly their all to scared shitless and ally with the empire. The fleet attacks the star destroyers but is no match for the massive firepower and speed of the star destroyers. The federation starships are barely able to scratch the star destroyers, let alone the death star and find them selves out gunned, out matched, and in a purely hopeless situation. star destroyers plow through the federations defenses blowing up planets and enslaving whole races, while yawning at the pure boredom of it.

While making their way through the delta quadrant, they encounter the borg but laugh at these so called "fearsome conquers" and laugh as the borg attempt to adapt to their superior fire power. Destroying the borg is so easy that Darth Vader has to cry himself to sleep because he has no Imperial officers to strangle for their stupidity or ineptness.

Meanwhile with the federation forces scattered, the deathstar easily makes its way to earth. Picard desperatly screams out.
"Q WE NEED YOU!" and he appears, but quickly gives Picard the finger and says "Dude, wtf! What makes you think i'd help you." then runs away laughing.
The death star closes in and destroy's earth in one spectacular blast. Trekkies everywhere commit massive suicide and star wars movies come out by the dozens to satisfy the warsies who are basking in the after glow of victory.

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Star trek fanboy:

The Empire sends 25 000 star destroyers and the death star to invade the federation. However no one will sell them maps, and their probes are easily noticed before hand, notifying the federation that someones invading. Without proper star maps the empire is unable to properly navigate our space until the probes complete their exploration. So they are forced to do tiny hops to their destination, negating their greater speed. The federation has gotten offers from all races in the alpha quadrant and they all amass in one single fleet. They are now ready to take the empire on. They meet in battle, and find that the star destroyers shields are so technologically inferior, that their weapons pass right through their shields, and their weapons so weak they do no damage. The federation makes quick work of many of the ships, causing the empire to retreat.

Meanwhile, the Empire has reached the delta quadrant and meets the borg. The borg quickly adapt to their weapons and begin assimilating the star destroyers, quickly reducing their fleet to nothing in the delta quadrant.

The empire tries sending its death star to destroy earth but, upon reaching it, the federation scans it and finds the exhaust port. A single shot from a photon torpedo into the exhaust port hits the reactor, and the death star explodes. Picard wonders how long it will take to get rid of the rest of those panzy ass star destroyers. Suddenly Q appears and says. "Why jean luc, i haven't done anything cause i knew you could take care of it. But those little things really shouldn't be your problem. Let me help." He then snaps his fingers and the empire ceases to be.

Star wars fans everywhere star bawwing about how its not fair, and can't be true. Trekkies jizz in their pants and continue to masturbate to deanna troi porn and play star trek online thinking its the best game ever.

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Post by The Dude » Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:42 am

Early TNG Troi porn or TNG movie era porn?

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Post by User1442 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:55 am

The Dude wrote:Early TNG Troi porn or TNG movie era porn?
........thats all. I write this from the heart, and this is the first post........no lulz, no nothing.....oh well. Definitly from the later TNG i think.

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Post by Praeothmin » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:09 pm

I think your stories captured the essence of Rabid fans of both franchises, and I found it funny.

But we also really want to know what kind of porn they need... :)

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Post by Cocytus » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:00 pm

Thanks for the laugh. The extremes of this debate are only useful for parody.

Though honestly, I'm not big on Deanna porn of any era (or Star Trek porn period, but especially her). She's just so annoying. "The Loss" really did her character in forever. 45 minutes of her being a bitch just because she can't read emotions.

Had I been captain I'd have said "Okay sweetheart. You've convinced me you're no more useful to the ship than your empathic abilities, and with those gone, you're of no value to us, so I'll put you off the ship at the next stop and have Geordi find me some Romulan mind probes to replace you. How's that."

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Post by User1442 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:36 pm

Cocytus wrote:Thanks for the laugh. The extremes of this debate are only useful for parody.

Though honestly, I'm not big on Deanna porn of any era (or Star Trek porn period, but especially her). She's just so annoying. "The Loss" really did her character in forever. 45 minutes of her being a bitch just because she can't read emotions.

Had I been captain I'd have said "Okay sweetheart. You've convinced me you're no more useful to the ship than your empathic abilities, and with those gone, you're of no value to us, so I'll put you off the ship at the next stop and have Geordi find me some Romulan mind probes to replace you. How's that."
True true. Deanna porn was so annoying. At least until first contact, im guessing the actor that played her took some acting lessons.

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Post by Praeothmin » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:51 pm

Cocytus wrote: Though honestly, I'm not big on Deanna porn of any era (or Star Trek porn period, ).
Yeah, right, you want us to believe you would be impartial to Jadzia Dax, 7 of 9 and T'pol going at it in the Holodeck?
Sorry, we're geeks, not idiots... :)

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Post by Kor_Dahar_Master » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:15 pm

leon_caboose wrote:
True true. Deanna porn was so annoying. At least until first contact, im guessing the actor that played her took some acting lessons.
I thought "Face of the enemy" was a good episode and well played by Marina Sirtis, although i am comparing it to her other performances up to that point so..............

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Post by Mike DiCenso » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:00 pm

The problem for her is that she was never given much to do up until that point in the late sixth season. A few exceptions, like "The Price" stand out, but the writers really just did not know what to do with her other than have her state the obvious, or sit around showing off cleavage.
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Post by Kor_Dahar_Master » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:16 pm

Mike DiCenso wrote:The problem for her is that she was never given much to do up until that point in the late sixth season. A few exceptions, like "The Price" stand out, but the writers really just did not know what to do with her other than have her state the obvious, or sit around showing off cleavage.
-Mike
I was never really impressed with "the price" in regards to her performance or the direction it took and how it portrayed her character.

Still she did have a tough time of it considering the circumstances, would you wanna be the one who had to portray a empath in a series where the phrase "overacting" was a serious and massive understatment.........lol talk about redundant.

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Post by Mike DiCenso » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:12 am

Marina Sirtis originally auditioned for the role that would become Tasha Yar, it would have been interesting to see how she would have handled that role. Also amusingly enough, Denise Crosby audtioned for Deanna Troi, but while Roddenberry like both actresses' auditions, he chose to swap them around and the rest is history. Certainly the show stories and dynamics would have been radically different, and if Crosby had quit the show in the hypothetical alternate time as she did in real life, she'd have taken out Troi with her. Ah the might have beens...
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Post by Kor_Dahar_Master » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:16 pm

Mike DiCenso wrote:Marina Sirtis originally auditioned for the role that would become Tasha Yar, it would have been interesting to see how she would have handled that role. Also amusingly enough, Denise Crosby audtioned for Deanna Troi, but while Roddenberry like both actresses' auditions, he chose to swap them around and the rest is history. Certainly the show stories and dynamics would have been radically different, and if Crosby had quit the show in the hypothetical alternate time as she did in real life, she'd have taken out Troi with her. Ah the might have beens...
-Mike
She did ok in a harder and tougher role when she played a romulan but im not sure she had the height and physique ect to pull off being the Security Chief like Denise Crosby did.

The Natasha Yar character had potential but it was doomed as security chief from the moment a Klingon stepped onboard, i am not sure why they did it unless it was to try and increase the amount of females in regular/leading roles. After all without Yar they would be stuck with a touchy feely empath and a regular doctor as the entire female leads and that would hardly in keeping with Treks history of trying to be about equality.

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Post by User1442 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:40 pm

Lol, way to stay on topic.

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Post by Kor_Dahar_Master » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:20 pm

leon_caboose wrote:Lol, way to stay on topic.
There was a topic?.

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Post by User1442 » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:43 am

Kor_Dahar_Master wrote:
leon_caboose wrote:Lol, way to stay on topic.
There was a topic?.
Lol, my post?

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